{"id":2,"date":"2018-05-25T22:33:19","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T22:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plentyofsausage.com\/welcome\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2019-02-28T09:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T17:46:31","slug":"call-me-nuts","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/plentyofsausage.com\/welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"Call Me Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Just imagine:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>What if you could afford a domain name like Plenty Of Sausage.com?<\/li>\n<li>What could you earn by developing it for yourself?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Well, you can&#8217;t buy it BUT you could do something better.<\/p>\n<p>You could lease it for a lot less and that gives you the opportunity to develop it. Or, you could keep it for your own big fat juicy sausage company as an exclusive development.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Security Fee<\/li>\n<li>Lease Fee<\/li>\n<li>Scaled Cost Accounting<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<blockquote><p>This website is worth a fortune for the right person with development time and money to invest. All our developers are working on other projects, so that means money is left on the table.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h2>What We Do<\/h2>\n<p>I do three things with domain names. I buy them to start with at a premium rate and sometimes at a basic rate from PurchaseGreatDomains.com or TenWraps.com insiders link at the top.<\/p>\n<p>Then they move along the conveyor\u00a0belt. I hold and evaluate at one station and &#8220;domain taste&#8221; them for 4 days to count the organic traffic they produce.<\/p>\n<p>Then I throw back the small fish if they don&#8217;t score high enough for me in the organic traffic department.<\/p>\n<p>Or if they have a bad public wrap from being parking on a previous crummy server with shared bad guy hosting on it, I have to let those go too.<\/p>\n<p>I have 3 servers at this time and I will get you one if you want it. I can get you everything and anything that&#8217;s legal and within reason. Let&#8217;s do something cool today. I am available for work on world peace if you have the budget for it.<\/p>\n<p>You know me and I stay on the leading edge of world\u00a0technology. I&#8217;m the point of the spear, the ideas and system processes designed to make people happy and a lot more money than they can make without me. I have a Midas\u00a0touch.<\/p>\n<p>So what you say? That&#8217;s because you haven&#8217;t lined my pockets with enough cash so that I can drop what I am doing to fix your\u00a0poop, right?<\/p>\n<p>I am available through the proxy team system for less than the price rate card for 2018 mentioned\u00a0here below. Below is what I want. That&#8217;s the level of problems I want to be useful in solving. Let&#8217;s leave the small stuff to the young startups for their practice and experience. You and I will move a move a few small mountains to get to the base of the big mountain\u00a0we move next.<\/p>\n<p>I contact for $1 million down to look a and book a time to completion, with several extras to note. There is a 90-day team prep time, teams must include some of your people, $4 million annually, plus 650K for every 12 person task completers (DevOps agile associates) that we need to put on the job. Plus there will be sundries and a rider like you would see doing a movie. And guess what, we are doing a movie. People need to witness this. This is what the human is capable of doing when the human breaks free from the norm. When I run around fixing world problems with my hand-picked team of amazing co-creators, we will\u00a0be shooting a reality\u00a0show style documentary from now on, with more scientific scripts and\u00a0fewer personal nuances.<\/p>\n<p>The working title is How to Save the World, By Us.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Plentry of sausage is here to get your attention.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>We have many complete attention-grabbing business plans and far too many good ideas for matching skilled people to run them.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Plenty of Sausage has at least one of the best sidreal effect in the Search engines, some humor, a locked on memory for a one time flash impress. You can never ever forget the Phase Plenty of Sausage after you hear or read it one time. It sticks in every mind we have tested.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #707070; font-size: 20px;\">Most people giggle too.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Most also know about another website that has the largest dating database in the world at last look. People go on that site to find something different but similar in a metaphorical way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In fact, the other site uses a metaphor of an animal in its name. If uses that animal to mean something that is part of the dating experience.<\/p>\n<p>In parts of the world calling women those words that are fighting words and the\u00a0girls will chase you and beat you up.<\/p>\n<p>That could be insulting or gross, but no, everyone ignores that fact and giggles a little at first too.<\/p>\n<p>Here we are talking about something completely different, a global monthly package delivery to your door, usually when your husband is not home, a delicious box of special sausage and plenty of it too. That member&#8217;s account would be fantastic value as they get to experience Plenty of Sausage from around the right to your back door. All kind&#8217;s, they ship extremely well, smooth and fast.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Or some kind of $38 a month dating website that gets straight to the point as the name says. &#8220;The Honest Dating Site&#8221; Plenty of Sausage. You get what you came for, Adults Only. Rainbow Friendly.<\/p>\n<p>This sit could even be owned by the rainbow group one day. Wouldn&#8217;t that be fabulous? Don&#8217;t even ask, (double jazz hands wave).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Do what you want with it once it is yours!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bidding starts at, you can&#8217;t afford it. ROFLOL<\/p>\n<p>I am rich with domains and have 85 hot topic domain names for sale so low baller gets banned if they waste my time. Ask a sincere question if you need to before you ruin your future by lowballing me even once. I forgive but never forget.<\/p>\n<p>What I just say there. mmmm, oh well never mind. Take notes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>All stupid bids are stupid as their name implies. Sorry, I said a bad word mommy. NO, I must ignore stupid bids so people don&#8217;t send them in. If you&#8217;re a bargain hunter lighten up. Domain flipper and flappers can look at my low range portfolio between $1,000 to $2,500 if you are interested.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t look at projects until 25K is deposited. Most of that goes back if I reject the project offerings.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just imagine: What if you could afford a domain name like Plenty Of Sausage.com? What could you earn by developing it for yourself? Well, you can&#8217;t buy it BUT you could do something better. You could lease it for a lot less and that gives you the opportunity to develop it. 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